I decided I wanted some greasy fast food today - I order a ridiculous high caloric lunch because who doesn't love to ingest at least a days worth of calories in just under an hour?
I pull forward to pay, but wait - oh no! - where has my debit card gone? I rummage through my purse, the glove compartment, the center console - nothing. Sorry lady, I have nothing to pay for the ridiculous amount of food you are holding or for the diet coke you just handed me.
I get back to work, bummed that I had nothing to binge on. And a little concerned I may have actually lost my card, but no worries as I get out of the car, there it is, mocking me - the card was hiding under my fat ass.
Seriously - do I need more of a sign to show me that I have no business eating?
at least she let me keep the diet coke...
7 comments:
See? Aphrodite's got your back. :D
xoxo
Wow! Haha.
Definitley a sign there
lucky! stuff like that never happens to me. when i want to binge, the WORLD wants me to binge. haha if she had tried to take a diet coke from ME there would've been hell to pay.
funny story! It worked out for the best. Divine intervention.
Yay for fate! the world is on your side- you can do it! xxx
That's awesome!! Hope you enjoyed that Diet Coke. :) take care miss
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