19 October 2010

139

I decided I wanted some greasy fast food today - I order a ridiculous high caloric lunch because who doesn't love to ingest at least a days worth of calories in just under an hour?

I pull forward to pay, but wait - oh no! - where has my debit card gone? I rummage through my purse, the glove compartment, the center console - nothing. Sorry lady, I have nothing to pay for the ridiculous amount of food you are holding or for the diet coke you just handed me.

I get back to work, bummed that I had nothing to binge on. And a little concerned I may have actually lost my card, but no worries as I get out of the car, there it is, mocking me - the card was hiding under my fat ass.

Seriously - do I need more of a sign to show me that I have no business eating?

at least she let me keep the diet coke...

8 comments:

Mich said...

See? Aphrodite's got your back. :D

xoxo

Isla Lynn said...

Wow! Haha.

Xo-glass-slippers-oX said...

Definitley a sign there

tracy said...

Awww, betcha anything you don't have a fat ass...that's my department! :(

Thinking of you,

<3, tracy

Ash said...

lucky! stuff like that never happens to me. when i want to binge, the WORLD wants me to binge. haha if she had tried to take a diet coke from ME there would've been hell to pay.

Fed Up said...

funny story! It worked out for the best. Divine intervention.

Almost.Skinny said...

Yay for fate! the world is on your side- you can do it! xxx

Raynay said...

That's awesome!! Hope you enjoyed that Diet Coke. :) take care miss